So this tumblr thing...

yourhometowncryptid:

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this is so fucking funny. im going to say โ€œhere come the locustsโ€ everytime something goes wrong now

tysonfurybattlepass:

tysonfurybattlepass:

tysonfurybattlepass:

the only bad part about going to the zoo is hearing adult men confidently tell their kids or gfs objectively incorrect information about the animals we’re looking at and having to remain silent. do u know the restraint it takes to say nothing when a grown adult man tells someone “falcons are in the same family as eagles” next to me? no babygirl. no.

fyi falcons are not closely related to other birds of prey (hawks/eagles/buzzards). falcons are actually parrots that minmaxed for a glass cannon dps build.

assault parrots, if you will

twocarsonenight:

twocarsonenight:

you guys know you can get USB connectable CD, dvd, and blu-ray players right. and you can buy external hard drives with crazy amounts of space for an amount of money that would make the average person from 2009’s head explode bc of how cheap it is. and if you do this and get ripping software such as handbrake for CDs and DVDs and makeMKV for blurays you can both own a physical copy of whatever media you want and make it accessible to yourself no matter where you are. do you guys know this

lots of people are reblogging this and tagging it #piracy—i should clarify, this is not piracy! ripping DVDs and CDs to have your own copy is fully legal, because it’s your legal right to do what you will with your property individually. it only becomes illegal if you then distribute that file on the internet.

a-portal-to-nowhere:

lordgolden:

lordgolden:

oh god I got a picture of the moon you tumblr bitches are gonna LOVE

LOOK AT HER!!!! CRESCENT MOON DURING A BEAUTIFUL SUNSET!!!! SHEโ€™S BISEXUAL!!!!!!

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Bi moon tee hee

first-order-simulacra:

newkidsonmycock36:

giffindersite:

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Scarecrow level=1000

lets get sillay

babushka off her shits lets gooooo

bedupolker:

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Happy Pollinator week to the Baltic Isopod, the first underwater pollinator discovered by science! Lab studies imply that their activities help pollinate seagrass and macroalgea. Is there anything isopods canโ€™t do?

scientia-rex:

viktor-sbor:

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Samurai Helmet (Namazu-o Kawari Kabuto), 17th century.

Detroit Institute of Artsย ,US.

Verdict: sexy

green-algae:

gaynaturalistghost:

headspace-hotel:

headspace-hotel:

On Wikipedia, I found an article about a bacterium that is the only known organism that exists in an ecosystem containing only itself.

It eats chemicals produced from radioactive decay of rocks deep beneath the Earth’s crust.

Nothing on Earth is alone except this little bacterium.

Desulforudis audaxviator??? My favorite microbe??? Found 2.7 km down a South African gold mine in a puddle of radioactive groundwater?

Also fun in microbiology when we talk about wether individuals even exist. If they don’t, this guy could be the only one. BUT even he has evidence of horizontal gene transfer with archaea! Even if you can be alone doesn’t mean you have to be.

The name comes from a quotation from Jules Verne’s novel Journey to the Center of the Earth, where the hero, Professor Lidenbrock, finds a secret inscription in Latin: Descende, audax viator, et terrestre centrum attinges (Descend, bold traveller, and you will attain the center of the Earth).

- From the Wikipedia article